Tuesday, February 21, 2006

Pardon my Tourette's Syndrome!

This time, you motherfuckers have gone too far. For the first time in history, U.S. Speedskating has declined a spot at the Olympic Games. Despite having qualified 4 women for the 1500 meters, THEY HAVE ONLY ENTERED THREE. Check the pairings on the Torino2006 web site!

You're telling me that when Chris Witty declined her spot because she has not been skating well, there was no one to take her place? Why didn't one of the next women in line step up?

U.S. Speedskating could have sent a full team of 10 women, but they chose to only send eight. Now, there is a spot in the 1500 meters that will go unused.

Crowe, Cushman, and everyone else: WAKE THE FUCK UP!!!! THIS IS THE BIG SHOW!!! THIS IS YOUR ONE AND ONLY GOAL, AND YOU ARE BLOWING IT BIG TIME!!! Something has to give. HEADS SHOULD ROLL FOR THIS ATROCITY!!!

Can you believe how far these incompetent idiots have gone? Do you see how they are cutting off their nose to spite their face? Do you see that this happened initially because they wanted to prevent someone named Eva Rodansky from being able to call herself an Olympian? Do you see that this is completely fucking retarded, because I was already retired by that point? Couldn't they have added Nancy Swider-Peltz Jr. to the team?

This is more of a humiliation for the U.S. Speedskating Team than I could possibly imagine. Those girls don't want to race the 1500 because they're tired of hearing how badly the American women have been sucking, and they don't want to embarrass themselves. THEY ARE SCARED!! They're already Olympians. Why should they have to race? That's not the point, right? They've gotten what they wanted out of it - now it's time to party.