An Epitaph for my Nemesis:
Today is the day USSPEEDSKATING cleaned house. Mike Crowe, Tom Cushman, and Marion Wohlrab have all been fired.
Don't worry, Crowe. Maybe you can drive the Zamboni up in Butte. Or you can get a job as a janitor at "Some Veterinary School."
It appears that the new USSPEEDSKATING Board of Directors is sick and tired of this federation being the butt of the speedskating world's jokes. Now, there is no reason why they have to be. Congratulations to the new USSPEEDSKATING board, and best of luck to you all in the upcoming 4-year cycle. As far as I'm concerned, you are starting with a clean slate. I'm really happy and proud of you. Life makes sense again.
PARTY AT MAMA EVA'S RIGHT-ON BOARDING HOUSE!!!!!
Today is the day USSPEEDSKATING cleaned house. Mike Crowe, Tom Cushman, and Marion Wohlrab have all been fired.
Don't worry, Crowe. Maybe you can drive the Zamboni up in Butte. Or you can get a job as a janitor at "Some Veterinary School."
It appears that the new USSPEEDSKATING Board of Directors is sick and tired of this federation being the butt of the speedskating world's jokes. Now, there is no reason why they have to be. Congratulations to the new USSPEEDSKATING board, and best of luck to you all in the upcoming 4-year cycle. As far as I'm concerned, you are starting with a clean slate. I'm really happy and proud of you. Life makes sense again.
PARTY AT MAMA EVA'S RIGHT-ON BOARDING HOUSE!!!!!
posted by Eva at 3:42 PM
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