Betcha didn't know, betcha didn't know!
..and now for the finest in camcorder entertainment from the recesses of my mind, complete with captions for the imagination-impaired...
The year is 1983, some roller rink in Kokomo, Indiana. It's dark, with colorful lights and a disco ball; the sound system is blasting the theme to Star Wars.
This is Eva, age 6. She spends all her money on video games and always gets into fights with the little boys at the rink....
After about an hour, they stopped the public skate and the DJ asked, "Who wants to race?" So they put me out on the starting line with a couple other little kids and I beat them.
Gotcha now, U.S.O.C.! The first race I ever won was on wheels.
(Whoop, whoop, garble, garble...the VCR eats the tape....)
Eva, you dumbass. Your mom put ice skates on you when you were 2 years old.
Crap!
..and now for the finest in camcorder entertainment from the recesses of my mind, complete with captions for the imagination-impaired...
The year is 1983, some roller rink in Kokomo, Indiana. It's dark, with colorful lights and a disco ball; the sound system is blasting the theme to Star Wars.
This is Eva, age 6. She spends all her money on video games and always gets into fights with the little boys at the rink....
After about an hour, they stopped the public skate and the DJ asked, "Who wants to race?" So they put me out on the starting line with a couple other little kids and I beat them.
Gotcha now, U.S.O.C.! The first race I ever won was on wheels.
(Whoop, whoop, garble, garble...the VCR eats the tape....)
Eva, you dumbass. Your mom put ice skates on you when you were 2 years old.
Crap!
posted by Eva at 11:09 AM
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