All is Quiet at the Utah Olympic Oval:

The Olympics are coming and the team is away,
It's time for the outcasts to come in and play.

Absence makes me more aware
Of the hypocrites who pretended to care,
The box of Clif Bars they refused to share,
The icicles forming in the air.

Olympic glory still lives on:
Soon they'll set up a JumboTron
So all the fans can cheer the team on
But I'm just grateful that they're gone!